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Re: The News Corner

Postby Sajuuk » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:45 pm



To be fair, the Murdoch in question is James Murdoch, El Rupert's son and chairman of News Corp in Europe. The story is also FROM the BBC, but that just happens to be the source it showed up from in my RSS ticker.
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Re: The News Corner

Postby TheDude51 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:39 pm

Not technically news, but I discovered that there is, in fact, a real-world anonymous masked rebel/terrorist known as "Zero".

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To dissolve the people
And elect another?
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:45 pm

COINCIDENCE!?!1?
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Laharl » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:48 am

Not news, but rather a fucking hilarious blog post:


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Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!
...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

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Re: The News Corner

Postby Zanaikin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:28 pm

For anyone who had Mr. Biehl's Discrete Math class:
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Sajuuk » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:30 pm

MSNBC Idiocy:
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Re: The News Corner

Postby TheDude51 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:46 pm

I love the reasoning there.

Bartiromo is retarded. Bartiromo opposes the health plan. Therefore, the health plan is smart!
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Zanaikin » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:54 pm



@#$! RAGE @#$!
This guy is fking retarded...


also...

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Re: The News Corner

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:32 pm

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Re: The News Corner

Postby TheDude51 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:58 pm

Chill Dai, we have an easy fix waiting in the wings in case the debt becomes too much:

Drew, its generally the rule that the party in power loves to spend money while the minority party criticizes them for not trying to balance the budget. Saying that any party which has increased the deficit has no right to oppose spending is a sure-fire way to get rid of all our money.
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:39 am

Oh no, I wasn't pardoning the democrats by any means.
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Zanaikin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:55 pm



No engineers, damit...
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Re: The News Corner

Postby TheDude51 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:52 am

Thought this was pretty funny. What if the story of the Lord of the Rings is all just Gondorian royalist propaganda?



"Now ponder something that comes through even the party-line demonization of a crushed enemy -- this clear-cut and undeniable fact: Sauron's army was the one that included every species and race on Middle Earth, including all the despised colors of humanity, and all the lower classes.

Hmm. Did they all leave their homes and march to war thinking, "Oh, goody, let's go serve an evil Dark Lord"?

Or might they instead have thought they were the "good guys," with a justifiable grievance worth fighting for, rebelling against an ancient, rigid, pyramid-shaped, feudal hierarchy topped by invader-alien elfs and their Numenorean-colonialist human lackeys?

Picture, for a moment, Sauron the Eternal Rebel, relentlessly maligned by the victors of the War of the Ring -- the royalists who control the bards and scribes (and moviemakers). Sauron, champion of the common Middle Earthling! Vanquished but still revered by the innumerable poor and oppressed who sit in their squalid huts, wary of the royal secret police with their magical spy-eyes, yet continuing to whisper stories, secretly dreaming and hoping that someday he will return ... bringing more rings."
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Re: The News Corner

Postby Zanaikin » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:48 pm

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Re: The News Corner

Postby Zanaikin » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:03 pm



I thought this kind of thing was banned in Germany...
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