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Re: Erfworld

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:49 pm

As it would seem.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Zanaikin » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:11 pm

well, he did notice that the man has far too much pride
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Postby Zanaikin » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:28 am

depending on how Anson responds (and whether he can drop his pride or not), this can be either really good, or turn really bad, for Parson
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Re: Erfworld

Postby TheDude51 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:10 am

A nice big win for Charlie though. If I were him, I'd have modified that contract so that Ansom has to give up the Arkenpliers if he wants help.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby littleangryman » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:30 pm

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0139.html

Guess that must've been the crap golem.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Zanaikin » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:35 pm

yeah that is...

Wow @ the incantation, of the NSFW blast xD
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Laharl » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:58 pm

Yeah, that incantation cracked me up.


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore',
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Re: Erfworld

Postby littleangryman » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:47 am

And an explosion that reads "4chan" too.

Incidentally, it was nice of them to post a warning at the top of this last one. That way, we're prepared for the Thriller parody.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:34 pm

The question now is whether the Tool can get back in time to keep Charlie's fliers from synergizing everything to death.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Zanaikin » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:18 pm

unless Ansom's assault is completely crushed, in which case he'd have nothing much to offer Charlie and Charlescomm, being the mercs they are, would just leave due to lack of pay =9

although frankly, I want Parson to get captured by Charlie. He'd make much better use of his talent over there.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby TheDude51 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:19 pm

Ansom's assault being destroyed wouldn't make Charlie turn, its not like his front-line soldiers are carrying his treasury. The only possible way I can see Charlie changing sides is if the contract did in fact promise him the Arkenpliers, and Ansom is croaked or captured in the assault, losing the Pliers to Parson. This seems unlikely.

Also, I doubt the Tool could take out Charlie's forces even if he did make it back. He only had about half a dozen dragons left it looked like, and only took three knights with him in the first place, whereas Charlie has something to the order of 20 Archons in Gobwin Knob's airspace.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby littleangryman » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:17 am

Maybe so, but if Parson, Maggie, Sizemore, and Wanda Jackson play their cards right, those three knights and dozen dwagons might be all they need. Plus, the Tool has Jack, who in his recovered state can easily make the reinforcements look much more numerous and break what's left of Ansom's allies' morale.

Besides, Parson's got at least one turn before the archons can do anything anyway.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Laharl » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:32 pm

Ansom's disco outfit had a purpose behind it after all! DDR > Thriller.


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Re: Erfworld

Postby Zanaikin » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:51 pm

How did Charlie's archons do that when its not even their turn...

At this point, the only way to rectify the situation is killing Ansom, although if the alliance leadership can keep it together then even that won't be enough.
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Re: Erfworld

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:54 pm

Clearly there are certain things units can do when its not their turn (defense aside).
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