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Why didn't anyone think of this!?!?!

Postby Zanaikin » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:45 pm

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Re: Why didn't anyone think of this!?!?!

Postby Mr_Praetorian » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:28 pm

You! Your character's build displeases me! Come to the boards for nerfing!

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Postby Zanaikin » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:29 pm

Aha! I forgot about that post.

So why are the people in our worlds still farming?
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Postby Mr_Praetorian » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:38 pm

For some it would probably be a morale issue: Cutting off parts of a still living creature for consumption is generally frowned upon.
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Re: Why didn't anyone think of this!?!?!

Postby Laharl » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:31 pm

There's also not that many trolls/hydras/etc running around most fantasy worlds, so they wouldn't support very large (or very distributed) populations.
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Postby littleangryman » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:13 am

Quite apart from all that, have you any idea how bad troll would likely taste? It'd be all rubbery and bitter, and nobody would want to eat it.
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